Paradoxal Chronicles

Real Life Vampire Hunter

Paradoxal Chronicles hope you all have knowledge concerning the crazy fascination for Vampires from some members of our society. There´re Trends. People who dress like Vampires and even claim they are the real thing... Soo... Now we found the person who most hate those members of our society: Jules Barthlow. In an exclusive interview he told us: "If you think Van Helsing was a badass, you clearly never heard about me. I hunt Bloodsuckers, keep them locked at my basement and put out cigarretes on their foreheads". Soo... People... If you´re not really imortal as a real Vampire must be... Take caution for not to come across with this guy!

Bigfoot Hunted Down

A man from Kansas hunted a Bigfoot down. In an exclusive interview he told us his secret for success: "If you´re going on a Hunt you need to be able to get inside your prey´s mind. So... If you´re hunting a Bigfoot, all you need to do is hide behind a tree and scream as if you were a Big Shoe".

Visit: http://www.bigfootleaks.blogspot.com for more Bigfoot hilarious news!... Warning: Most of them are not suitable for under 16 folks. Consider yourself warned!

Weather Controlling Freak

A man in a small town near Florida developed the ability of controlling the weather thru his emotions. One day he got mad and created a Snow Storm over his own town. He froze to death, but his neighboors had a blast skiing.

UFO Crashes and Crop Circles Connection

All UFO crashes reported over decades which evidences ended up being confidential and sent to Area 51, had something in common. They all crashed some minutes after "drawing" Crop Circles over Marijuana plantations. Guess those little space travellers can´t handle their "vehicles" at "high" altitudes after inhaling certain toxics.

Exorcism Interrupted

An ex-convict confesses that: "When cops asked me about the woman I kept locked and chained in my basement, I answered that they were interrupting an Exorcism.

Teletransport Experiment Goes Wrong

A Scientist confesses that his Teletransportation Experiment couldn´t turn out to be worst due to: "A fly got into my teletransport machine while I was testing it. It's good that I actually been able to get teletransportted, but now I can't stop thinking about eating sh*t".

The Fog Paradox

A small Town in Texas´s state surrounded by a mysterious fog, with numerous reports of monster sightings has been Quarantined. After 24 hours everyone realized it was all due to the Marijuana crops that burned.

Ghost Train Recorded by Surveillance Camera

A Surveillance Camera at Atlantic City´s Central Station caught images of a spirit getting aboard a Ghost Train, so it had to be replaced.

Little Jimmy Sees Ghosts

Little Jimmy was seeing horrible ghosts and thought it was a curse. His mom took him to see Father Jenkins and he soon realized there were scarier things.

Vampire Inevitable Apocalypse

Indeed Paradoxal Chronicles material. Which better way to get a Video Gallery started?... kkk

Marrying an Extraterrestrial Female

Justin Ferstain, as you surelly remember is the first man ever known for having married an Extraterrestrial female. He confesses that: "Right after we got married I noticed "she" had no vagina and immediately thought "she" would turn out to be useless, but a couple of months later "she" ended up winning Hell´s Kitchen.

Yeti Brutal Attack Confusion

What seemed to be a brutal attack from a vicious creature last night near Alaska, was nothing but a nice hungry Yeti eating people.

Silver Bullets Paradox

In a press conference the Arizona´s Sheriff has stated that: "Apparently you don´t need to be a Werewolf to get killed by a Silver Bullet Gunshot, but tests are still inconclusive".

The Floor

The FBI found new important evidence concerning the "Missing Hotel Janitor" case. He left his Diary inside the designated elevator for the staff. The last entry was: "When I entered the building´s elevator I wasn´t counting on finding a floor that wasn´t supposed to be found. Now as the janitor I feel compelled to clean it".

Vanished US Navy Submarine

The US Navy Submarine which in 1941 vanished over the Bermuda Triangle mysteriously reappeared last week near Rotterdam´s Port, in Netherlands. Incredibly the crew remains intact without any signs of aging, but unfortunately with a terrible sense of fashion.