Dating a Zombie Girl

A 27 year old McDonald´s worker talked with a Paradoxal Chronicles correspondent about his short relationship with a "corpsy" young female: "I dated a zombie chic, felt even in love with her, and sex was great, but she started talking about getting pregnant and having kids... Only then I realized how delusional she was. We had only met 4 days earlier. You don´t bring stuff like that up right at the beginning of a relationship".

Marrying an Extraterrestrial Female

Justin Ferstain, as you surelly remember is the first man ever known for having married an Extraterrestrial female. He confesses that: "Right after we got married I noticed "she" had no vagina and immediately thought "she" would turn out to be useless, but a couple of months later "she" ended up winning Hell´s Kitchen.  

Suspicious Portrait

Historians have found a 17th Century Portrait of a woman looking at an object they believe can be a Smartphone or maybe just a mirror. The unknown author named the Portrait as: "Cocky Bitch", which means the description is correct either ways.

Cyborg Wife

A 29 year old guy found out his wife was in fact a cyborg when she decided to try swimming lessons.

Possessed Inflatable Doll

An inflatable doll possessed by a demoniac entity caught her owner in bed with a brunette teenager. Afraid of a jealousy attack the owner decided that the best solution for both was to permanently deflate her.

Fishermen Abducted by Mermaids

Mermaids are abducting all the single Men from a small fishermen Town near Miami with the purpose of mating. One of those fishermen has been rejected and spitted back to shore after insisting to much on wearing a condom.