Archeologist Dr. Ferdinand Borrow, known mostly for having discovered a 12 feet long skeleton of an alleged Bigfoot in Idaho, and for his adiction to LSD, claims that most members from Facebook Groups regarding research, hunting, or finding of the mysterious Bigfoot "being" are in fact members of an extraterrestrial race in war with such creatures since milenniums.
He confesses having contacted administrators from "Bigfoot Comunity", "Bigfoot - Believers", "Ohio Bigfoot Hunters", Bigfooting in Alabama" "BFRO - Bigfoot Field Research Organization", "Facebook Find Bigfoot" and many others Facebook Groups during a long night when the LSD was kicking strong.
He remembers clearly details like seeing a black african Unicorn making love to his wife on the couch... He said he realized 99,2% of members of such groups want the extinction of the Sasquatch/Bigfoot/Yeti Species, but hasn´t sure how he came to that conclusion. Was a confusing night for him.
Paradoxal Chronicles, as a serious Fake News blog assures that however Dr. Ferdinand Borrow jumped into that conclusion, it can´t be seen as just another lunatic conspirancy... And we want to reach the bottom of this.
Are you a Member from such a Facebook Group?! Here´s a couple of questions for you: Hey, In which planet you were living before you decided to move to the US, alien? What have you against Bigfoot, you freaking imigrant?
